that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you win again, gameday.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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