I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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