Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I need to align my fucking chakras
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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