The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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