I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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