I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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