Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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