week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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