love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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