It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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