I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just googled if crying burns calories
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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