We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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