Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
