well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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