Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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