He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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