I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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