Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am naked and annoyed.
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