if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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