my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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