I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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