I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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