But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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