Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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