After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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