went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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