YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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