my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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