She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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