ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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