Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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