I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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