He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize