Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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