are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
