Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no. you can't hotbox the world.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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