It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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