my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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