what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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