My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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