I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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