Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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