You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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