After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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