I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
