he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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