I'm really into asian looking animals
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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