You're so nebulous sometimes
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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