is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
