Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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