i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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