Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.