There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.