yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.