Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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