Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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