Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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